i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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