oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
