I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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