im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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