I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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