is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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