Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
