Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
operation have a gay friend backfired
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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