How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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