just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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