And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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