It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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