He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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