Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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