She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
4 words: hood of his car
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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