please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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