Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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