i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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