So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
