his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Randomize
