do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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