I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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