That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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