So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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