HIV tests are more positive than that guy
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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