i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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