Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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