New low: just hacked my moms facebook
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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