Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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