hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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