Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
50% drunk capacity currently
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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