I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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