I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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