We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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