I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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