When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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