i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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