I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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