We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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