Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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