Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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