Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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