It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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