I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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