Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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