hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
