oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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