is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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