Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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