She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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