And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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