I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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